Shanghai Noon (2000)

★★½ — Shanghai Noon (2000)

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Owen Wilson is doing absolutely nothing in this film, and somehow that's the most consistent thing about it. He's got one speed: that lazy, self-satisfied drawl, eyebrows slightly raised, smug grin locked in like he's waiting for someone to laugh at a joke only he's heard. And the thing is, people do laugh, which only seems to encourage him. I've been turning this film over in my head trying to work out whether his performance as bumbling outlaw Roy O'Bannon is a choice or just a habit he forgot to break, and I keep landing on the same answer: it doesn't really matter, because Jackie Chan is doing enough work for both of them.

Chan plays a Chinese imperial guard who follows a kidnapped princess across the Pacific and straight into the chaos of the American frontier. Train robberies, saloon brawls, Native American detours, and a rogues' gallery of Wild West archetypes, it's all here, mixed in with Chan's signature kung fu and a tone that never takes itself remotely seriously. That's entirely the right call. This is a silly film and it knows it, which is its one great virtue.

Because when Chan is on, he's genuinely a joy to watch. There's a sequence involving horseshoes used as improvised brass knuckles that's exactly the sort of inventive, almost slapstick action that made him a global star. He finds the comedy in the choreography in a way that almost nobody else can, turning each fight into a kind of physical gag reel that keeps building and surprising you. If you've seen his earlier Hong Kong work, something like Rumble in the Bronx, you'll know what he's capable of when the material and the energy are both right. Shanghai Noon doesn't always give him that, but when it does, it's worth your time.

The fish-out-of-water stuff works better than it probably should. Chan's character bumbling through frontier America, puzzled by cowboys and whisky and the general lawlessness of the whole place, has a genuine warmth to it. And Chan's physical comedy translates across every cultural setting you throw him in. That's not nothing. That's actually a lot.

But the film is uneven in ways that are hard to ignore. Wilson's character is written as a loveable loser, but the script doesn't give him much to actually do except react to Chan and deliver lines that feel half-improvised and half-forgotten. There's no real arc there, no sense that Roy O'Bannon earns his place in the story. He just sort of drifts through it, and Wilson seems perfectly content to let that happen. The chemistry between the two of them is supposed to be the engine of the whole thing, and it's more of a sputter than a roar.

For a film released in the same year as Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it's interesting to see how differently kung fu could be presented to Western audiences. One film treated the genre with weight and poetry; the other used it as a punchline to a Western joke. Neither approach is wrong, but Shanghai Noon doesn't quite commit fully to either. It wants to be a comedy Western and a Jackie Chan showcase, and it ends up being a half-decent version of both rather than a great version of either.

Look, if you're settling in on a rainy afternoon with no great ambitions for the next ninety minutes, Shanghai Noon will do the job. It's got laughs, it's got some fun stunts, and it's got enough charm in Chan's performance to keep things moving. It's not essential. It's not even top-tier Chan. But it's not a waste of your evening either, as long as you go in knowing that one half of this double act is carrying the other on his back the whole way through.

Two and a half stars. Fine. Watchable. Just don't expect Owen Wilson to break a sweat.


Rating: ★★½  | Year: 2000  | Watched: 2025-10-02

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