The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)
★★ — The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)
There's a moment somewhere in the muddy, CGI-soaked chaos of The Battle of the Five Armies where Legolas runs up a collapsing stone bridge, defying physics, defying gravity, defying any remaining goodwill I had left for this trilogy, and I thought: this is it. This is where it all fell apart. Not with a bang, not with the emotional gut-punch a finale should deliver, but with an elf doing parkour over a pile of corpses while Azog the Defiler rides around on a white warg like he's auditioning for something he was never cast in.
After the genuine charm of An Unexpected Journey and the messy but occasionally thrilling The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, I wanted this third film to pull it together. To land the plane. To give Bilbo's journey the quiet, bittersweet send-off it deserved. What I got instead felt like a studio executive had scribbled "ADD MORE EXPLOSIONS" in red ink across Tolkien's original third act and nobody had the nerve to push back.
The core problem is simple: it's boring. For a film that is essentially one long battle sequence, it is almost impressively unengaging. The titular clash of five armies is a muddy blur of digital soldiers smashing into each other, and I spent most of it struggling to care about any of it. Because the film doesn't care about the things that matter. Bilbo, our supposed hero, is sidelined for huge stretches. The emotional weight of the story, the corrupting pull of greed, the quiet courage of a small person in an enormous world, gets buried under collapsing architecture and dwarves shouting at each other about gold.
And then there's Azog. Smaug is dead. The dragon is gone. The actual threat has been neutralised. So why is this CGI orc villain still stomping around the narrative like he owns it? He's the Duracell bunny of Middle-earth: nobody asked for him, he just keeps going, and the film keeps cutting back to him as though he's filling a gap nobody noticed needed filling. Which, to be fair, is exactly what he's doing. Tolkien's original text sidesteps the battle almost entirely because Bilbo gets knocked unconscious. It's a bold, honest narrative choice that says: this isn't really Bilbo's story anymore, and that's okay. Jackson fills that same space with more Azog, more dwarven treasure arguments, and a romantic subplot that was already struggling for air in the previous film and fizzles out here before it ever gets started.
It's not without its moments. Smaug's death scene, which technically belongs to the opening of this film, still slaps. Howard Shore's score does something genuinely moving in the final farewell to the Shire, swelling with a melancholy that the film around it hasn't earned but Shore delivers anyway through sheer craft. Those moments remind you what this trilogy could have been with a firmer hand and a tighter edit.
But compare this to how The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring handled its world-building and character work, and the gap is painful. That film trusted its quieter moments. It understood that spectacle lands harder when you've been given a reason to care. The Battle of the Five Armies never quite figures that out. It mistakes volume for emotion and scale for stakes.
When Bilbo finally regains consciousness near the end, dazed and confused, the film essentially shrugs and goes "Oh, Gandalf's back, by the way." As if we hadn't just sat through two hours of filler to get there. It's telling that the most affecting beat in the whole film is Bilbo quietly returning to Bag End, alone, and that lasts about ninety seconds before the credits roll.
Two stars. There are good films buried somewhere inside this bloated trilogy, but this finale isn't one of them. The Hobbit deserved better, Bilbo deserved better, and frankly so did we.
Rating: ★★ | Year: 2014 | Watched: 2025-06-05
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